pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed ok a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

alunaes:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

breadonly:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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angry90slesbian

I think I speak for the entire class when I say I would really like to hear that story

(via supermunchor)

allyasavedthedayagain:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via accio-cosima)

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

(via infinite-waffles)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via fibug)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

hudlion:

alterbitch:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

good luck finding a fan with actual flat blades

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vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

(via the-time-goddess-of-221b)

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

wisepuma23:

thegalacticdeepend:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

And we have a winner.

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(via archbass)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I have my own house I’m going to put a fountain with a weeping angel on top on my lawn and when people tell me they like my angel statue I’m going to go “What angel statue?”

Then I’ll press a button and it will drop the statue into the…

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

(via twinking)

riannafinch:

beben-eleben:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes. People change. 

Nah son, this shows chlorophyll being replaced by anthocyanins through hydrolases

riannafinch:

beben-eleben:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes. People change. 

Nah son, this shows chlorophyll being replaced by anthocyanins through hydrolases

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