clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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“You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.”

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

(via mathsdebater)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via mathsdebater)

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed ok a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

alunaes:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

breadonly:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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angry90slesbian

I think I speak for the entire class when I say I would really like to hear that story

(via supermunchor)

allyasavedthedayagain:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via accio-cosima)

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

(via infinite-waffles)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via fibug)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

hudlion:

alterbitch:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

good luck finding a fan with actual flat blades

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